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No Count

In Appalachian and Southern speech, "no count" means worthless, useless, or no good. It’s a clipped form of "no account," a term that once meant someone of little worth or low standing.

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synonyms: worthless, sorry, good-for-nothing

Pronunciation

[NOH-count]

Meaning & Usage

- No good, worthless (adjective)

Front porch talk
Earl:
Ain’t botherin’ with Jim no more. He’s no count as a work hand.

Mae:
Told ya. That boy never did pull his weight.

variations: no account
★ Calling somebody "no count" goes beyond lazy - it cuts at their character. It’s not polite talk, but you’ll still hear it when someone’s let folks down one too many times. ★

Origin and Etymology

"No account" shows up in 18th-19th century American English, meaning of little value. In Southern and Appalachian speech, it slurred down to "no count," and carried a sharper edge of judgment.

Usage Notes

Still common in Appalachia and the South, often used by older generations. You’ll hear it for people ("he’s no count") or sometimes things ("that mower’s no count").

Say It Like a Southerner

Say it plain: "no count." The "ac" from "account" drops out, leaving a shorter, sharper insult.

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Common Questions

Is "no count" the same as "no account"?
Yes - "no count" is a shortened regional form of "no account."
Can it describe things as well as people?
Absolutely. It can slam a person’s character or call out a worthless tool, car, or plan.
Is it always an insult?
Pretty much. It’s rarely used kindly - it means no good, useless, or worthless.

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