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Shakin' Shortby The Hillbilly Dude

Martin Short is here.
Should I go and say hello?
I'll shake him instead.

#HillbillyHaiku

★ Like the old sayin' goes: never terrify your heroes. ★

Origin

This haiku nods to the tale told in Martin Short Was Shook, in which I think I scared the fire out of him.

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