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The Wooden Pondby The Hillbilly Dude

A garden that failed.
A old tarp. A water hose.  
Transformed into joy.

#HillbillyHaiku

★ If your garden flops, don’t throw in the towel. Throw in a tarp - you might just invent your own wooden pond. ★

Origin

This haiku comes from the true story of a hillbilly pool - where a tarp, some boards, and a hose turned a ruined garden bed into summer fun for the kids.

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