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Poor as Job’s Turkey

In Southern and Appalachian speech, "poor as Job’s turkey" means extremely poor. It’s an old-timer’s saying that blends Bible talk with farm humor, poking fun at the idea that even Job’s turkey didn’t have much to its name.

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Pronunciation

[POHR az JOBZ TUR-kee]

Meaning & Usage

- Extremely poor (adjective phrase, figurative)

Talking hard times
Mae:
How bad off were y’all?

Earl:
Bad - poor as Job’s turkey.

other spellings: poor as dirt, poor as a church mouse, flat broke, he’s poor as Job’s turkey, we grew up poor as Job’s turkey, and old-timer said we was poor as Job’s turkey
★ This saying shows Southern humor - tying a serious Bible figure to a half-starved turkey. Folks still smile when they hear it, even if they don’t use it anymore. ★

Origin

The Bible’s Job was known for his suffering and loss. Adding "turkey" to the phrase gave it a comic twist in Southern and Appalachian speech, making Job’s bird as pitiful as the man himself. It likely emerged in the 1800s and was popular among old-timers.

Notes

Most common among older generations in the South and Appalachia. Rare outside the region, and often unknown to outsiders. Sometimes heard in sermons or stories where country speech is thick.

Say It Like a Southerner

Said plain: "poor as Job’s tur-key." "Job" rhymes with "robe."

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Common Questions

Who was Job?
A man in the Bible known for great suffering and patience.
Why a turkey?
Adding "turkey" makes the phrase funny - as if Job’s bird had it rough, too.
Do people still say it today?
Mostly old-timers. Younger Southerners may recognize it but don’t use it much.
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