Stand There with Your Teeth in Your Head

In Southern and Appalachian speech, stand there with your teeth in your head means to stand around doing nothing or saying nothing when you ought to act.

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synonyms: stand there like a bump on a log, do nothing, freeze up, gawk

Hillbilly Dude Says...

I've only read ' don’t just stand there with your teeth in your head' - but I still like it. I think this one may be more regional.

Hillbilly Dude Says...

I've only read ' don’t just stand there with your teeth in your head' - but I still like it. I think this one may be more regional.

Pronunciation

[STAND thair wif yore TEETH in yore HED]
/stænd ðɛr wɪð jɔr tiθ ɪn jɔr hɛd/

Meaning & Usage

- To hesitate or do nothing when action is needed (phrase)

Mama:

You see that door ain’t gonna open itself - don’t just stand there with your teeth in your head!

- To stand speechless (phrase)

Pearl:

He asked if I liked his new hair, and I just stood there with my teeth in my head.

variations: standin’ there with your teeth in your head, just standin’ there with your teeth in your head

★ If you hear this, it’s your cue to move, talk, or help out - quick. It’s not mean, just mountain shorthand for "don’t be useless." ★

Origin and Etymology

The saying likely grew from the visual humor of someone standing silent with their mouth closed - teeth doing nothing but sitting there. Recorded in Southern and Appalachian speech from the early 20th century onward, it captures the region’s blend of wit and impatience toward idleness.

Usage Notes

Used as a mild scold or playful jab, "stand there with your teeth in your head" fits home life, work, and storytelling. It can express frustration ("quit gawkin’") or amusement ("speechless, are ya?"). Still heard across the South, especially among older speakers.

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Common Questions

What does it mean exactly?

To be idle, frozen, or not saying a word when you should be doing something.

Is it an insult?

Not usually - it’s more of a sharp nudge to get moving.

Is it still used today?

Yes, especially among older Southerners and storytellers who favor colorful expressions.

Any similar sayings?

"Don’t just stand there like a bump on a log," and "cat got your tongue?" share similar meaning.

How to Cite This Page

APA (7th edition)
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MLA (9th edition)
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Chicago (17th edition)
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