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That Don’t Mean Diddly Squat

In Appalachian and Southern speech, "that don’t mean diddly squat" is a way of saying something is unimportant or has no real value. It’s used to dismiss fussing, excuses, or things that don’t make a difference.

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Pronunciation

[THAT dohnt meen DID-lee skwaht]

Meaning & Usage

- To dismiss something as unimportant (verb phrase)

On the farm
Mae:
Forecast says a chance of rain.

Earl:
That don’t mean diddly squat if the creek’s already dry.

- To say something carries no value (figurative)

After the ballgame
Mae:
We had more yards than they did.

Earl:
That don’t mean diddly squat - we still lost.

other spellings: that don’t mean nothing, don’t mean a lick, ain’t worth a thing, doesn’t matter, that don’t mean diddly squat in the long run, it don’t mean diddly squat to me, and all that don’t mean diddly squat
★ This phrase adds punch to a dismissal. Instead of just saying "it doesn’t matter," "don’t mean diddly squat" makes it more vivid and down-home. ★

Origin

Rooted in the slang "diddly squat" (meaning nothing), combined with the Southern/American way of dismissing importance using "don’t mean." It became a folksy formula for brushing things off.

Notes

Still common in Southern and Appalachian speech. Recognized across the U.S., often used jokingly or in storytelling. Related forms include "ain’t worth diddly squat" and "ain’t got diddly squat."

Say It Like a Southerner

Said plain: "that don’t mean did-lee squat." Often quick and clipped: "don’ mean did-ly squat."

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Common Questions

Is "that don’t mean diddly squat" rude?
No - it’s informal, but not offensive.
Can it apply outside the South?
Yes - it’s widely understood, though strongest in Southern/Appalachian usage.
What’s the difference from "ain’t got diddly squat"?
"Ain’t got" means lacking something; "don’t mean" dismisses importance or value.
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