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Hotter Than Two Squirrels in a Wool Sock

Hotter than two squirrels in a wool sock is a Southernish saying meaning extremely hot. It’s a modern invention that sounds Southern but isn’t part of traditional Southern or Appalachian speech.

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Pronunciation

[HOT-ur than too
SKWER-uhls in uh wool SOK
]
/ˈhɑtɚ ðən tu ˈskwɝəlz ɪn ə wʊl sɑk/

Meaning & Usage

- Extremely hot (modern humorous exaggeration)

Everyday use
Cody:
How’s it out there?

Trish:
Hotter than two squirrels in a wool sock!

Origin

This blue phrase appears to be a modern creation that circulates online and in novelty "Southern" humor lists, but it isn’t found in older collections of authentic Southern or Appalachian sayings. Its odd image-two squirrels trapped in a wool sock-follows the same over-the-top pattern as real Southern heat expressions like "hotter’n blue blazes" or "hot as all get-out," but exaggerates the joke for shock value. It’s best understood as internet humor that borrows a Southern voice.

Verdict: Southernish. A modern exaggeration that sounds Southern but isn’t part of genuine Southern speech.

Notes

  • Often shared online as "Southern humor," though rarely used by actual Southerners.
  • Employs the rural-animal imagery typical of authentic Southern sayings.
  • Usually said jokingly about oppressive summer heat.
  • Not documented in historical or linguistic records of Southern speech.

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Common Questions

What does "hotter than two squirrels in a wool sock" mean?
It means extremely hot or uncomfortable.
Is it really Southern?
No-it’s a modern joke phrase that only sounds Southern.
Why squirrels and a wool sock?
The imagery exaggerates discomfort and heat in a silly, memorable way.
What are real Southern heat sayings?
"Hotter’n blue blazes," or "hot as all get-out."

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