About

I may have most of my teeth. And I usually don't have to share my shoes with my family.

But. I. Am. Hillbilly.

To shed a little light on the subject - I grew up at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. When I think about the characters I had in our holler, there was: Elmer, Clyde, Horse (Horace), Russell, Mater, and Tom Sawyer (yes, that's his name). Towards the end of the road, we had a Larry, his brother Darren, and their live-in cousin, Darren. A real-life Larry, Darren and Darren. And then there were friends of the family I'd see fairly often: there were brothers Pal (Powell), Sparky and Lucky (only once, luckily). There was Estel, Hog, Bubba, Grandad (not my grandfather). And more to come as my brain fars (fires).

I've been around a little, but still live here.

So I live in the hills. Eat stuff I find on the ground. In the hills.